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Thursday, January 8, 2009

Totally Random

This Survey popped up in my email to the person who sent me this.. and you know WHO you are... I am blogging it.. it counts as a reply. ok? :o)~ just tell yourself I sent it to 18 people (the followers lol)

Strange Survey... <--this title just doesnt cut it.. wait to you see this....

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work? Yes, and I have rubbed it on my boobs. Garth and Delbert are both boob men.. ask Mel.

What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?:: 5 years lol.. and I liked it so much.. I married him.. .go younger ladies.. 1 word.. stamina.

Ever been in a car wreck?:: yes and the IDIOT cop told my mother 30 seconds more and SHE :::pointing at me:::: would have been DEAD. oh yes please make worry wart mom worry more.

Were you popular in high school?:: umm.. well no. but.. at my 10 year reunion people knew me that I thought didnt have a clue who I was lol

Have you ever been on a blind date?:: does meeting somoene on the internet talking to them forever and then meeting them in person count? if so. .yes.

Are looks important?:: Your asking an overweight woman this? hell no lol

Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??:: Yes and some I feel like I
have known my whole life <3 Nikia aka Louise lol

Have you ever been taken advantage of?:: Oh yes, and alot of its my own fault. I am too nice at first and then too meek to speak up when I should.

By what age would you like to be married?:: umm.. which time lol.. kidding. seriously I got married at 19 the first time.. TOO young.. and 32 the second.. TOO old.. so in the middle

Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?:: Only if they feel the need to share that with me.. why tell me?

Have you ever made a mistake?:: who me? Miss Perfect? no chance. BWAHAHAHA ok .yes.. daily.. LOTs..probably several times a day. ok?

Are you a good tipper?:: Yes, that is one thing I can say I am DEFINITELY a good tipper. Like that one time when i suggested someone look both ways before they cross the street.. see a GOOD tip. no kidding. Yes, we tip 20% higher if the service is out of this world and I have only gone below 15% one TIME when the waiter was too preoccupied with her table of friends to take care of us.

What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:: $140 one time.. NEVER again.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:: Mr McNamara. just plain HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT. *Sizzle* I aced his class to.. go figure

Have you ever peed in public?:: I have kids and I have had 7 pregnancies.. you do the math.. DUH

What song do you want played at your funeral?:: song? as in one? oh Heaven's no... Morning Has Broken, On Eagles Wings, One bread one body, and Here I am Lord. Then the Dance

Would you tell your parents if you were gay?:: Yes.What would your last meal be before getting executed?:: Something with like 5 billion calories that would say take 20 years to eat

Beatles or Stones?:: Beatles

If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?:: Whats with the morbid death questions? I would pick nobody.. no wait.. Bin Laden, Child absuers, rapists, people who kill or hurt children

Beer, wine or hard liquor?:: Wine with a meal. Liquor to sip or shoot, and Beer to cook hot dogs in lol.

Do you have any phobias?:: Yes.. I cant have my head covered when I sleep. I flip out.

What are your plans for the future?:: to make it to tomorrow. One day at a time.

Do you walk around the house naked?:: nope. I dont feel scaring the hell out of the children is a good idea. Or the animals for that matter

If you were an animal what would you be?:: Elephant or hippo oooo or on really moody days rhinoceros (get me mad you get the horn). ask again after I do the diet and dont feel PMS bloated ok?

Hair color you like on someone you're dating?:: color doesnt matter.. but hair would be nice lol

Would you rather be blind or deaf?:: Blind.. i want to be able to hear whats going on around me

Do you have any special talents?:: i make people.. and they are REALLY cute ;o)~ oooo and i blog.

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?:: take off my shoes

Do you like horror or comedy?:: comedy.. although.. and HE is not to think of this as a DATE movie... I am sort of curious about that Bloody Valentine 3D thing.

Are you missing anyone?:: yes.. every day...I miss my son Matthew, I miss seeing what he could have been. He would be 19 next month, and we lost him 20 hours after he was born. Hardly seems fair. I miss my Daddy and my brother David. And I miss seeing my mom.

If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?:: Angelina Jolie or Jenna Jameson

Where do you want to live when you are old?:: Somewhere warm

Who is the person you can count on the most?: Chuck and My Mom

If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?:: Garth Brooks.

What did you dream last night?:: I didn't

What is your favorite sport to watch?:: baseball!!!!

Are you named after anyone?:: Patricia Nixon .. no I am not kidding.. @@

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?:: White Russian or Sex on the beach

Non alcoholic drink?:: Dr Pepper <3

Have you ever been in love?:: yes and I am now. head over heels

Do you sing in the shower?:: sometimes.. but its usually something from the kids shows

Have you ever been arrested?:: Yes.. for the dog getting out.. they actually gave me a summons with an arrest date and location.. seriously. that was it.

What is your favorite Holiday?:: ChristmasWould you ever get plastic surgery?:: i have never really thought about it
Have you ever caught a fish?:: this is where chuck dies. .NO, i have never been fishing.. OOO wait I lie.. I caught one in the fish tank once when we had to clean it.. that counts.. right??

OK tag on... i tag Nikia (yes you can reply to my post), Mel, my dear Mrs B, Chucky, Crystal, Lisa, Erica, and anyone else who wants to play :o)~


Mrs B said...

I was named after Tricia Nixon too! What the hell were our parents thinking...although between you and me, I like the name Tricia. I also have only been in trouble with the law over my dogs. German Shepherds..what are you gonna do?

Crystal said...

Too funny.. off to do mine now :-). And the kidney dude below is off his rocker lol.