I did NOT yell at my girls NOT to yell about the Jonas Brothers, and then less then 30 minutes later SCREAM like an insane woman when Garth showed up on TV, no that would be wrong so I did NOT do it.
I did NOT find piles and piles of clothes I have not worn in months in my room as I cleaned it today, making sure my side of the bed stays clean following the rules for just one week, Nope that would not happen.
I did NOT wipe off my daughters face using spit on a tissue because its just plain gross and what kind of mother would do that.. not me.
I did NOT give my one year old a bottle because shes one and of course is totally off the bottle.
I did NOT curse out our dog for eating ANOTHER pair of underwear because if they were in the hamper it would not have happened.. nope not me.
I did NOT cringe over seeing massive misspellings in the freecycle ads today, and nearly lose my mind because someone asked for baby cloths not baby clothes. no that would be anal retentive and I am not that bad. right?
and Finally... I did NOT get into a fight about whether this character is a Megazord or Volton.. because that would be nutty.. and what kind of people fight over that?
4 comments:
heh lol, spit is the new antibiotic face wash u know..
I vote for Megazord. :-)
The spelling things drives me crazy too! I used to work in a building that had a sign on the front door that read, "This door to remain unlock at all times." It was all I could do to stop myself from adding a little 'ed' in there!!
I never use spit either! or give my baby a bottle
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