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Monday, January 26, 2009

Not me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did NOT stay in bed this morning because its a school holiday therefore i did not break my for just one week rules because school holidays don't count or so i told myself.. not me.

I did not accept my nephews invitation for pizza last night even though i had planned a much healthier dinner because I always go with the healthy choice over the easy choice... and of course i did this time. (ahem)

I did not just pawn my beautiful one year old daughter off on her sister because i feel rotten and want just a few more minutes to let the dayquill kick in, but what kind of mother would do that? Not me.

I did not talk trash about my brother with my nephew last night because it would be wrong to do that about his father, even though every word that we didnt say was true.

I did not listen to my new Raul Malo CD five times yesterday and already once this morning just because i think he has the SEXIEST voice ever... nope not me.

I did not just see my four year old son go streaking down the hallway wearing only a bowl on his head and NOTHING else, no of course not.

Oh wait. I didn't see that. He also has a sock on.. his hand. @@

I did not witness my 14 year old son snap off on his much smaller 11 year old sister and not say a word because it was gonna be either him or me. because she is full of tweenage angst and driving me CRAZY (11 year old girls are impossible.. trust me). nope not me

And finally....I did NOT just hear my four year old scream at his eleven year old slightly obnoxious (please see above) "I am gonna kick your __ __ __ Mary" lovely..nope not me because we live in a house where he would NEVER hear that phrase.. @@.

So what did you not do?


Wayne said...

Great not me monday I thought the part about your son streaking was so funny.

I was also wondering if you would like to take part in my new blog called tribute tuesday. It's a chance to pay tribute to some one who lightes up your life.

Mom To Six said...

Too funny!! And yes, those 11 year old girl... YIKES!!! Thank God mine is soon gonna be 15! (not much better, though).


Mrs B said...

I have an award for you over at my place! Two actually! :)

Crystal said...

Oh my niece is 11 going 18 @@ Anyway lol @ the streaking!

Oh Boy...Oh Boy...Oh Boy said...

the streaking one made me LOL!!!!

dmelen said...

Love the Not Me's! God bless you, 6 kids with one 11 yr old girl. Thanks for sharing.

BluRayn said...

I loved this post...too funny!!! I've got all boys, just 3 so far, 9, 6 and 4.5 mos, but my middle boy is my DRAMA QUEEN!!! When I got pg with #3 I was actually nervous that I'd have a girl and have to deal with even MORE drama! LOL LOVED the streaker!