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Monday, March 22, 2010

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week

I did NOT have a full house this weekend: my ex, my daughters boyfriend, and the rest of the family all in my house under one roof. Nope because that would be insane.

and if I did do that I certainly would not be here to tell you that I survived it all, and to be quite honest we had a really pretty nice weekend.

Although, that being said I did NOT also find out that my 16 year old son was bought CONDOMS by my ex husband who obviously wants me to kill him.

And with THAT being said I did NOT yell at him to have him say to me "Well think of it this way if they are going to have sex at least they are protected".

I did NOT think of that logic because I am NOT old enough to have a son having sex. You all understand that right?

I did not open my fridge and find a tuppperware that I could not remember using this week and fearing the unknown did not just toss said tupperware in the trash ::I fear the unknown, ok?::::

I did not two hours later hear my 12 year old ask what happened to the sandwich she was saving in the fridge from the day before.. D'oh!

And I certainly did not yell back "oops!" :o/

I did NOT have David ask me on Saturday "Mom how do you spell Shark?" and tell him to sound it out and when he did, ask him well how do you spell "cat" and he spelled it. Then I asked him how do you spell "hat" and he replied "sound it out"

Yep, I do not have a smart aleck child who would do that... nope I have SIX of them :o)~

I did NOT spend all day on the beach on Saturday, soaking up the sun and really enjoying the warm weather... because God knows I needed it.

And I totally did NOT watch my kids run down to the freezing cold water, because who would do that? (oh yea my kids. nuts!)

So what did you or did you not do? Tell us! We want to know!!


Semi-Slacker Mom said...

Condoms for 16 year olds! My oldest will be 16 in 8 years!!!

CHATTY CATHY 1975 said...

GASP!!! Condoms for kids... ugh. My oldest will be 12 in April. I CRINGE at the thought of her growing up...

Tell your ex that I'd like to talk to him! HA! Tell him that encouraging a 16 year old to have sex is so NOT cool... and that if he wasn't such an idiot, he might still be married ;-)


Hope your Tuesday goes MUCH more smoothly and that you find many reasons to laugh this week!~


Crazed Mama said...

Would have packed my 16 year old off to boarding school all male boarding school then killed my ex! AHHHHH

Danifred said...

Okay the condoms... frightening!