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Friday, March 26, 2010

Letters of Intent

Foursons


Letters of Intent over at Julie's blog located at Foursons, was found a few weeks ago.. and well ever willing to join in on something fun and freeing.. here I am! Please join in and link up! they are so fun to read!


Dear Barney-

This is your pink slip, also known as your termination letter. While I truly did expect you to remain on this family's payroll for a few more years, Emily seems more creeped out by you then thrilled to see you. I know what you are thinking and don't worry.. its not her.. Its you. I will be willing to provide you with references for the services you provided over the last 18 years but I have to be honest, please do not ask me to give one to someone I like. After awhile, well I start to understand why dinosaurs are extinct.

Coordially

No longer forced to sing "I love you.. you love me" and mean it.

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Dear Readers-

Speak up! let me know who you are! send me to your blog! Even if you think I suck, put on your big girl pants and tell me. I hate to think of people out there lurking but not speaking up... come on say something!! :o)~ Please?

Signed

That need one on this blog

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Dear Jillian and Bob-

You guys are so cool! The more I watch the Biggest Loser the more intriqued I become, I think "yea I can do that" I would love to be put through a last chance workout with you, and then I realize I must be nuts! You guys can be so mean.. you sort of scare me! I do love you though

The whimpy dieter

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Dear People who keep sending me Farmville, Mafia War, etc links on FB-

I have six children. I have six children and a busy schedule. I barely have time to breathe this time of year let alone play 8 million games. Please understand that if you do not stop I am going to send this guy:

And trust me.. thats not a good thing. Please stop immediately or don't open your door, ok?

The annoyed.

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Dear 5 year old-

You are so cute at times, and then when the teacher calls Dad to tell him you are behaving well not well, saying to Dad "Knock it off Dad" is sort of like risking your life. So because I love you i will be relocating you to a Witness protection program, you are welcome.

The Warden aka Mommy.

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ok I know I am not alone.. you know you have some.. write em up and link em up! its fun!

5 comments:

Foursons said...

I didn't know Barney was still around! I'd be kickin' him to the curb too. There's something wrong with him. Seriously.

I could not do a last chance workout either. Jillian and Bob are SCARY!

You can block those apps on FB from showing up on your wall. I don't remember how, but it can be done.

Uh-oh, I hope the 5 year old gets his act together quickly! Sounds like he may not make it to 6.

Thanks for linking up again!

Tutu said...

Sadly, Luke loves Barney, and Yo Gabba Gabba.

Aunt Crazy said...

HATE HATE HATE facebook apps...UGH

julie said...

Ugh, I'm so glad I have managed to prevent any Barney attachments in my house. Same goes for Yo Gabba Gabba. I'd rather cut my ears off than have to listen!

I'm not sure how to do it anymore since FB keeps changing all the time, but there is a way to block invitations to specific applications, and you can also block them from your news feed. I guess we all have our quirky little things that get us through the day, but I agree, the FB "worlds" and "wars" and "towns" are annoying.

Ellemes said...

Oh man I'm avoiding Barney like the plague with my little girl. Dora too.