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Friday, April 30, 2010

Letters of Intent

Foursons



Letters of Intent over at Julie's blog located at Foursons, was found a few weeks ago.. and well ever willing to join in on something fun and freeing.. here I am! Please join in and link up! they are so fun to read

Dear Fairweather Friend-

I am sort of over it, you have disappeared over the last month. Was it something we did? No, its that you know things are sort of crappy for us right now. We really appreciate it. Really. We mean it. It is worth noting, you have been through some crap, and we stuck around. Now, when things suck for us you bail.

Please feel free to piss up a rope,

Ticked off.

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Dear Bill collectors-

I know.. we are late. I am sorry. It's not from lack of trying it is from an ex husband who has went on two job interviews since he got fired a month ago. We are a little short thanks to the lack of child support and having children (four of them) who still need to be supported some how. I promise if he ever decides to get a job again, we do plan to pay. Right now, I am just trying to figure out how to breathe in a breathless room.

Signed-

The one who's give a damn's busted.

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Dear Mr Sun-

Thank you for making such a welcome return and bringing your friend heat with you, I need that so bad. I tell you what meet me at the beach, Saturday noonish. We will bask in your glory. I promise to bring the sunblock you promise to bring your bright sunny side.

Signed-

Glad this weekend is blue skies and hot

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Dear Boy dog down the block-

I seem to remember telling you that unless you had flowers not to return. I saw no flowers or candy in your mouth this morning when you stood on my front porch barking and asking if Lily and Sadie could come out to play. Something tells me you have not so nice intentions with my girls.. please do not come back we are not interested in your kind here. Sure, your cute and all but my girls can NOT come out and play. Sorry bud it may be a dog eat dog world, but we are all out of milkbones.

The stern dog owner

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Dear Lady who came knocking-

1) I don't need to find religion, I have my own thank you. 2) I am not trying to judge, but if you ever tell my children that if they want to go to Heaven and be with their family we have to be part of your faith I will kick you in your face. 3) That last one's not a threat.. it is a promise. 4) Next time you come, I am gonna ask you to hold my cigarette and glass of wine (I don't smoke but I will have no problem opening a bottle of wine at 10 AM.. just for you). 5) No, I don't want your papers that you are peddling. yes my kids do trick or treat and we do celebrate Christmas. Don't like it.. don't visit.

Until next time,

The one who is damned if she doesn't but she's not gonna anways. :oP

2 comments:

Foursons said...

I hear ya' on the bill collectors. Ugh. I would HATE to have that job!

I hope you have a nice, sunny, hot Saturday afternoon. A day at the beach sounds great!

The dog who comes knockin' cracks me up. Maybe the tract-dispersing people need to take a hint from the dog and leave when told.

Thanks for linking up!

Beth said...

We're singing some of the same songs, or at least writing the same letters, today! I think we may be destined to be friends! :)

Nice to meet you!

Beth
who has been told it's not nice to put a link to her blog in her comments (sigh) so I'll simply suggest that the Work In Progress one is the most fun! :)