Letters of Intent over at Julie's blog located at Foursons, was found a few weeks ago.. and well ever willing to join in on something fun and freeing.. here I am! Please join in and link up! they are so fun to read
Where do I start? ahh I got it!Dear Abby:
I always thought I was so smart, and then I had children. I now know that I am not smart, that in fact I know nothing. I also have been taught that I never got away wtih anything, or so they think. why is that children automatically assume we all start out at thir..errr twenty nine year olds? Seriously, will I be an alien forever or will God pay it forward and get even with them someday too?
Sincerely
The Used to be Smart Mom
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Dear neighbor-
We are polite, we wave and even have sprinkled salt on your steps during the snow. We have two annoying dogs, and you have a grandson that is incapable of not harassing them. I'll make you a deal.. the day you muzzle your grandson is the day I "put a muzzle on my damn dog"
Sincerely
The owner of the two dogs that are loud
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Dear New York Mets-
It was my fault, I can say it. I thought this year would be different, I should have known better. You do understand though if you guys do not learn how to start getting hits soon you are going to force me to do something drastic ...BECOME a YANKEES fan!! I expect better behavior from you all soon
Signed-
Mets fan but fading
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Dear Team Umizoomi-
I would like to thank you for this morning.. ya know keeping Emilys attention for those 20 minutes so I could grab a shower. You are the best, and better then Barney ever was to me.. don't ever change.
Love,
A squeaky clean Mommy
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Dear Readers-
surely you have someone you need to politely tell off, if you do come play along. It is a lot of fun and Julie doesn't bite (to my knowledge). Have a great weekend
Signed
Tricia :o)~
2 comments:
Nope, haven't bitten anyone yet!
Isn't it funny how we're perfect parents until we have kids? Well actually, that's not funny at all.
I have a barker for a dog too. *sigh* I hope the neighbors don't report me to someone for noise pollution.
Thanks for linking up and become an Astros fan!
Haha! Great letters! I would love to hear if the neighbor ever muzzles his grandson. Sounds like he could use it!
And don't worry. I'm not a smart mom either, and I evidently have NO clue what I'm talking about. Ever. heh
Have a great weekend!!!
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