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Friday, April 16, 2010

Letters of Intent

Foursons



Letters of Intent over at Julie's blog located at Foursons, was found a few weeks ago.. and well ever willing to join in on something fun and freeing.. here I am! Please join in and link up! they are so fun to read


Dear US Economy-


What can we do to fix you? So far in the past two weeks you have been the reason why a few people I know have lost their jobs. Please try and get over this hump, and help them get back on their feet. I am so sad that this great country of ours has let stuff like this happen. I am sad that politicians and others are oblivious and keep saying that the Economy is fine. While I am still paying $2.00 for a loaf of bread.. that is NOT fine. Iam not FINE with that. Anyways.. please take two advil and get over it ok?


Concerned


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Dear Ugly Betty Writers-


Ugh. Ok. the last episode was good, the last 2 minutes of Betty and Daniel was well.. anti climatic. How do I put this nicely.. I wanted the *ahem* climax. (for those of you who have your mouth on the floor.. pick it up.. I went there.. I am grown its ok). I did find that your solutions to some things were awesome. I was happy to see that everything was tied up with a nice bow, and I love that at the end "Ugly" disappeared and left just Betty" Nice.


Will miss you-


The fan.


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Dear Mom-


So, about those rotten teenage years, I am really sorry. Was there something I did between 5 and 12 I am being paid back for also? Honestly, I know there had to be something or is it all Chuck's and the ex's fault? Either way.. I really am sorry. Can you please take the pins out of my vodoo doll please?


The obedient forever...

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Dear Stupid guy in traffic-

Yes, you are right it is probably not to call someone I do not know stupid, however, anyone who drives for not one, not two but three stop lights with his finger in his nose can not be the sharpest knife in the drawer. To make matters worse, when you FINALLY moved you popped open a 40 ounce of something (no, I don't care what it was). One can only hope that from digging your nose up so far that you scratched or poked your brain and obviously needed something to numb you. However doing so while driving, makes you a moron and someone completing an illegal act. I hope that you got caught.

Signed,

Will NEVER be that stupid.

Ok there you have it.. my letters.. not all very nice this week.. it hasn't been a nice week.. but done none the less. Have a great weekend!

2 comments:

Foursons said...

I love the letter to your mom. I'm sure she will too.

Yes the economy still stinks. The politicians don't realize it because they haven't taken a pay cut.

And the driver who is drinking and driving. I don't even have words for that SOB. *sigh*

Thanks for linking up, sorry it hasn't been such a great week.

Crazed Mama said...

OOOOOO I love these. Miss you let's have that wine soon xo