I am a maid, i clean the house daily, i pick up and put things in their place and i make sure things are tidy.. yea I don't put a mint on your pillow but damn... give me break.
I am a farmer... I clean up and slop the pigs (teenagers) daily. I do however refuse to clean their stalls.
I am a plumber... can I tell you how many times I plunge that toilet weekly?
I am a chef.. I cook each meal for the family, and when I don't cook i am at the very least a sous chef. I am involved.
I am a judge and jury when the court needs
I am an referee usually at a large sporting event scale too.. fists fly I am there
I am a medic.. I can slap a bandaid on a booboo in no time, fix a wound, and kiss a booboo
I am a psychologist.. whether its a broken heart, a situtation that needs mom, or anything else.. I am definitely someone who picks your brain..
I am a MOM, the pay isn't the best, but the benefits (kisses and hugs) can't be beat. So Mr Caveman..... what is my real job... a helluva lot more then you do in a day.