You might be a housewife if.....

You might be a housewife if your best shoes are flat and comfortable and your two year old now owns all your old pumps.

You might be a housewife if you have a pile of "at home" tshirts and "dressy" tshirts.

You might be a housewife if you can pay the bills, bathe and dress the baby, and write a grocery list all while on the phone with a telemarketer as you explain NO you really don't want to go visit their resort unless they want you to bring all your kids. (funny when you say "6.. and the youngest is 2" how fast they hang up)

You might be a housewife if a successful day involves nobody throwing up, nobody having any kind of explosion and not hearing the phrase "Moooommmm... come here, you've GOT to see this" :::::shutters too many times. .don't ask:::::

You might be a housewife if you can clean the house in less than an hour and can shower, shave your legs and have your hair done in less than 20 minutes ( I am an expert.. don't try this at home)

You might be a housewife if you can plan a week's worth of menus out of five days worth of meal staples because you got this and pay day is on day five.

You might be a housewife if you have ever glared at someone who had the nerve to ask you with doe eyes "Yes but what do you for a job?" Seriously walk a mile in my shoes..

You might be a housewife if you have found something truly disgusting on the floor just wiped it up and not asked questions, because hey chances are it was left for you in the first place.

You might be a housewife if you have planned and packed for a vacation with precision in less than 5 days because you are just that gifted.

You might be a housewife if you have packed up a house and moved your entire family, set up a new house all within the blink of an eye and before the new neighbors ask "when did you move in?"

You might be a housewife if you have a list of Blogs you have to read daily, Facebook you have to maintain, and numerous other activities but still have time to make lunch, plan dinner, take care of the kids because you are super Mom (just no capes.. I have seen the Incredibles!)

So the next one.. fill it in...

You might be a housewife if............